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Weird Presents Anyone?

michael posted more than 10 years ago | from the share-the-loot dept.

Christmas Cheer 1406

g8way writes "Now that Christmas is about, it's time for presents. A joyous occasion with much drinking, fruitcake, and butt-ugly sweaters. What's the weirdest gift you've gotten so far? Personally, I got toothpaste, tic-tacs, deodorant, and a McDonalds coupon book in the same package. What's your story of Christmas present mayhem?"

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I got (5, Funny)

Sarojin (446404) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809229)

a dildo for Christmas. From my elderly neighbor! I'm a male!

Re:I got (1, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809261)

> a dildo for Christmas. From my elderly neighbor! I'm a male!

Yikes! I hope it wasn't used!!

FP! (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809230)

HAHA

hello, Brittain? (0, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809283)

the Beagle has NOT landed

FP (5, Funny)

Sklivvz (167003) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809231)

Personally, i got a first post! :-P

Aww mod parent up (4, Funny)

youngerpants (255314) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809371)

it is christmas after all

I GOT A FRTOST PIST FOR XMAS (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809232)

not really XMAS IS FOR lsakjdflkdsf

this would have been first but CAPS ARE LIKE YELLING

fuckosdhfosdi;odsapjg'fdg
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fd;h
gfh; fg

Blow-up doll (5, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809233)

My friends got me a blow-up doll, complete with inflatable breasts and two holes.

I've never felt so pathetic in my life.

Re:Blow-up doll (5, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809250)

Haha...

So did you try it out yet?

You're lucky.... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809294)

They make inflatable sheep too. Makes a great gift for certain University of Washington alumni.

Re:Blow-up doll (4, Informative)

adpowers (153922) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809304)

Your friends were cheap. They should have splurged on a Real Doll [realdoll.com] for you to splooge in.

Re:Blow-up doll (5, Funny)

I Be Hatin' (718758) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809311)

My friends got me a blow-up doll, complete with inflatable breasts and two holes.

Real friends would've bought you the kind with three holes.

Re:Blow-up doll (5, Funny)

Tablizer (95088) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809318)

My friends got me a blow-up doll, complete with inflatable breasts and two holes. I've never felt so pathetic in my life.

I bet you'll feel even worse when you have to ask for a patch kit next year :-)

Re:Blow-up doll (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809332)

Well, you're not alone.. ...and I don't mean that I got one.. :-)

Re:Blow-up doll (1)

gulfan (524955) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809359)

But the big question is - Will you ever use it?

REPAIR THOSE SERVERS (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809236)

Please repair the damn servers, it's getting unbearable...

500 Internal Server Error An internal server error occurred. Please try again later.
500 Internal Server Error An internal server error occurred. Please try again later.
500 Internal Server Error An internal server error occurred. Please try again later.
500 Internal Server Error An internal server error occurred. Please try again later.
500 Internal Server Error An internal server error occurred. Please try again later.

Re:REPAIR THOSE SERVERS (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809352)

Aarghh! As if getting this instead of the comments wasn't enough, now I'm seeing it in the comments. Please, sir, kindly hang yourself..

First post nookie? (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809237)

Nookie. Nuff said.

Club Monaco Sweatshirt (1)

david614 (10051) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809239)

My "favorite" gift was a red club monaco sweatshirt. This after I flew home from grad school wanting to "be with the folks." The shirt is still with me. The folks still exist as well ... but I am now in another country. Symptoms of deeper family problems are difficult to shed during the holidays.

I got a weird one (3, Interesting)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809241)

The weirdest gift was when I was 15, I got a $50 savings bond and a guaranteed plot at a funeral home

hi (-1, Offtopic)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809242)

happy mothers day

first (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809243)

i once got a broken laptop

/. subscriptions? (4, Interesting)

LostCluster (625375) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809247)

Did anybody get a /. subscription as a gift? Anybody?

Re:/. subscriptions? (5, Interesting)

electrichamster (703053) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809324)

Yup, My boss got me one as a "Christmas Bonus" :) It made me happy. Albeit drunkenly happy, as I'd just got back from the pub when I recieved it. Which is the best kind of happy really I suppose.

My iPod (5, Funny)

egg troll (515396) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809248)

I got a 40 gig iPod for Xmas. But the weird part is that when I looked at the diagnostics menu, it said it was only 37.1 gigs! Apple played Grinch and stole 3 gigs of music from me. :(

Re:My iPod (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809270)

Boo Hoo! At least you got a awasome gift and someone loves you enough to spend $400.00.. There are a lot of people that got a lot less for Christmas. Be happy with your ipod!

Re:My iPod (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809281)

$500

Re:My iPod (1)

djkoolaide (729441) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809299)

uhm.. dude.. that's 40,000,000,000 bytes, it's just displayed that way because technically 1024 bytes = 1kb

Re:My iPod (1)

mattjb0010 (724744) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809307)

No, 1kb = 1000 bits, 1kB = 1000 bytes, 1 kiB = 1024 bytes.

Re:My iPod (5, Informative)

kantai (719870) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809349)

Ummm, guess again. 1 kb = 1024 bytes or 8192 bits, 1 MB = 1024 kb, 1 GB = 1024 MB. Hard drive manufacturers advertise capacity in the decimal system ( 1 kb = 1000 bytes, 1 MB = 1000 kb, 1 bit = 1 byte ) and so the 40 GB iPod has 40,000,000,000 bytes, which in the binary system is about 37.25 GB. for more help in byte bit conversion and systems: Bit and Byte Conversion [beesky.com]

Re:My iPod (1)

mattjb0010 (724744) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809372)

Ummm, guess again.

Why don't uou [nist.gov]

Re:My iPod (0, Flamebait)

Rosco P. Coltrane (209368) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809354)

Shouldn't the poster's name and his wonderful history of past postings tell you something?

Hint: the keyword in his name is "troll". You've been had, and that goes for the moderator who modded him up.

Re:My iPod (1)

nzkoz (139612) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809328)

You're forgetting the FAT (or HFS) filesystem overhead.

Still, I'm sure your 37.1 Gigs will last a very, very long time.

Re:My iPod (0)

david_nelson (8827) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809351)

Yeah, this is the case with basically and hard disk. My 20 GB iPod is around 18 GB, IIRC. My computer's 40 GB hard disk really is a few shy of that. On the iPod box somewhere, as with most other devices, there's probably a disclaimer saying "actual formatted capacity less."

FP for xmass (-1)

Validus (66121) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809249)

Wow a First Post for xmas what a strange gift :)

Re:FP for xmass (0)

Validus (66121) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809266)

Oh well too slow...

My brothers present (3, Interesting)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809251)

My brother got a bottleopener that can record samples and replay them. That's pretty odd. Any suggestions of messages?

(On a side note: I got Band of brothers on DVD amongst other things - way cool :D)

Re:My brothers present (4, Funny)

sata (646290) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809316)

How about the sound of a bottle beeing opened?

Weirdest... (3, Interesting)

Chicane-UK (455253) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809252)

For me, the weirdest presents this year came in the form of clothes from my grandma that I wouldn't actually be embarassed to wear!!

A really smart shirt from Next (clothes store in the UK, not the old UNIX company!), and a silk tie from tie rack - both of which were really smart, and totally suitable to wear to work.

I was stunned! :)

Re:Weirdest... (1)

Compuser (14899) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809323)

And when you say smart you mean goodlooking, right?
Gotta remember my Brittish.

Re:Weirdest... (3, Funny)

bsharitt (580506) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809375)

A really smart shirt from Next

The shirt I got is a little slow, but it means well.

Other than that I got some toothpaste, a toothbrush, and deodorant. I wonder if my mom is trying to tell me something about my hygiene.

Bernhard Langer (5, Interesting)

alister667 (254980) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809254)

I was given (by a christian relative) an autobiography of christian golfer Bernhard Langer. A pretty poor attempt to turn me onto 'the right path'! Next year I'm going to buy them something by Richard Dawkins.

George Bush Jack-in-the-box (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809278)

Let's see anyone out weird that!

Re:Bernhard Langer (4, Funny)

ljavelin (41345) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809368)

I agree... the only way to be a good golfer is to follow Christian teachings. Nothing else seemed to work for me, so that's gotta be it.

Screw weird, this is the *COOL* present thread! (4, Funny)

t0qer (230538) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809256)

Along with the usual sweaters, socks and underwear I get every year, this year I got something special..

My mother in law excitedly handed me my gift this year with a big grin on her face. I opened the box and what was there?

A seagate Barricuda 7200rpm 120gig hard drive!

"Now you can download more movies and burn them to dvd (vcd)" she says.

Large capacity hard drives, the gift that keeps on giving all year long :D

Re:Screw weird, this is the *COOL* present thread! (0, Troll)

Datasage (214357) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809286)

I find it funny that your mother in law is advocating piracy.

Re:Screw weird, this is the *COOL* present thread! (5, Funny)

I Be Hatin' (718758) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809300)

I find it funny that your mother in law is advocating piracy.

I found it funny that she was advocating downloading and achiving pr0n.

Those were the types of movies she was talking about, right?

Re:Screw weird, this is the *COOL* present thread! (1)

orthogonal (588627) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809327)

I find it funny that your mother in law is advocating piracy.

I wonder if his Mother-In-Law knows what kind of "movies" predominate on the net:

"It'll all work out, honey. I'm getting your hubby a big hard drive for Christmas. Once he can store a few of those "donkey, monkey, and lesbian" movies, everything will be all right again!"

Re:Screw weird, this is the *COOL* present thread! (4, Funny)

0x20 (546659) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809367)

I find it funny that his mother in law speaks parentheses.

clothes (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809260)

clothes, clothes, and more clothes. thank god no turtle necks. sucks to be me.

A Self-Help Book (2, Funny)

sk1tch (152715) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809262)

A friend was nice enough to get me a book called "Why Be Good?" and even highlight select passages for me. One such note in the book is the highlighting of a chapter called "Ego Management." Think they're trying to tell me something?

Hint... (3, Funny)

PSUdaemon (204822) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809263)

Personally, I got toothpaste, tic-tacs, deodorant, and a McDonalds coupon book in the same package.

Think they are trying to tell you something?

Re:Hint... (1)

g8way (547878) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809331)

Yeah, that's what I was thinking.

Re:Hint... (3, Funny)

frankthechicken (607647) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809335)

Yeah right, sounds like they were trying to get him out on a date.

And a pretty fancy one at that.

Re:Hint... (5, Funny)

MikeXpop (614167) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809346)

Personally, I'm baffled by the McDonalds coupon.

I got a dating sim (1, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809265)

called "Casual Romance Club". It is written by Peach Princess [peachprincess.com] .

I have big plans for this game. I'm going to use it to learn how to interact with women and to learn what to say to get them to have sex with me.

Once I've perfected the technique in the sim, I'm going to go out and try it for real!

I'll be doing the hokey pokey in no time.

Grrr (1)

RavenEA (735497) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809267)

Missed first post by a minute. Stupid unplugged ethernet cord. Anyhow, worst Hannukah present my friend got was Marathon for Mac when he had a PC. He then gave it to me, the Mac gamer and all he could do was watch me play.

When I was a kid... (1, Insightful)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809268)

I just got a spanking

Re:When I was a kid... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809356)

If you are not a kid, that could be a good present.

Dude... (1, Funny)

Fnkmaster (89084) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809271)

If somebody got you deodorant, don't you think they were trying to send you a message?

Re:Dude... (1)

Ramadog (535075) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809334)

I think someone who gives deodorant and underpants for a present is lacking a bit of imagination. Even the book on making paper planes that I received is more interesting.

From the looks of it... (2, Funny)

Shant3030 (414048) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809274)

g8way writes "Now that Christmas is about, it's time for presents. Personally, I got toothpaste, tic-tacs, deodorant, and a McDonalds coupon book in the same package. What's your story of Christmas present mayhem?"

your gift givers think you are fat and smelly

Bidet (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809276)

I got a Toto Jasmin!

www.totousa.com

Technology abuse (1)

Spunken (262573) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809277)

I gave a tripod to my brother's digital camera. When he got home, he couldn't really figure out how to fasten all the bolts and screws. He tried to explain it, but the phrase "I can't find the camera lock" didn't help very much.
What to do?
Of course, he took a picture of the tripod with his digital camera and e-mailed it to me. A quick look and I remembered that on this tripod (Velbon Cx-560) you turn the handle.
Voila! We live in frightingly comfortable times, don't we?

Hornby Live Steam (1)

CountBrass (590228) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809280)

Well as a good geek I got a Hornby Live Steam trainset - the loco' is a Mallard and it's powered by steam. Digitally controlled. http://www.hornbyrailways.com/pages/livestm_live.a spx The nephews who came around after Mass were suitably impressed.

What I got (1)

bhtooefr (649901) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809282)

I got a 2-disc LOTR:FOTR set, a 4-disc LOTR:TTT set, a quarter book, a pair of reindeer antlers (WTF?), and a Pentium 233 MMX box (it'll be a K6-III-400 pretty soon).

Re:What I got (1)

bhtooefr (649901) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809301)

BTW, the story behind the antlers is that some relatives from Florida wanted to prove that their whole family was as crazy as them, and made 20-30 sets of antlers for a family photo.

Anything from "The Shack" is bad (5, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809284)

I got a combination wallet/calculator from Radio Shack. Who buys a wallet from RS? Old folks are so crazy. This is the same aunt who last year bought me a combination mouse pad/calculator. Next year I bet I get a calculator watch.

Oh well, maybe I'll get her back by giving some Metallica CDs.

SCOX (2, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809288)

I got ten shares of SCO.

I would have preferred a roll of Charmin.

Re:SCOX (2, Funny)

rbook (409739) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809339)

What's the difference?

Hmm... (-1, Redundant)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809289)

Personally, I got toothpaste, tic-tacs, deodorant...

Someone's trying to tell you something, buddy.

You really "cleaned-up" for Christmas! (5, Funny)

orthogonal (588627) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809290)

Personally, I got toothpaste, tic-tacs, deodorant, and a McDonalds coupon book in the same package.

Toothpaste, breath-freshening mints, deoderant, and cheap out-of-the house food.

No pattern there.

Hmm. Unless.... Is your family trying to tell you you're spending too much time playing Everquest, and too little time playing "shower"?

A sweatshirt (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809291)

This isn't weird but:

I received a sweatshirt that's XXL and I'm a Medium.

Huh?

Allright... pass the butter.

weird. (1)

xgamer04 (248962) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809292)

My brother got a llama calendar.

Ha. (4, Funny)

Magus311X (5823) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809293)

My Xmas:

6 pairs of black socks
1 can of mixed nuts (i hate most nuts)
A bottle of leather conditioner (presumably for my car)
A pair of cheap $20 headphones (left side doesn't work)
15 losing $1-2 lottery tickets
$10 in gift certificates to Krispy Kreme (love them, but the closest one is an HOUR away. All Dunkin' Donuts around here.)
Speaker stands for the surround sound system I don't have.

-----

I gave...

My sister a nice Capresso CoffeeTEC coffee maker because her current coffee maker broke, and this does lattes and hot cocoa to boot, which she loves. Also got her an assortment of coffee from Gevalia.

My parents to share, got them 5 classic movie DVDs (Ben-Hur, Citizen Kane, On the Waterfront, Bridge on the River Kwai, Casablanca). My mom a backyard birdwatching and project book, a pair of nice binoculars. My father I got a 10GB iPod (bring his MP3s in his car without him constantly burning CDs), and a new copy of MS Trips and Streets (to replace his 1994 Rand McNally software which he still uses regularly).

-----

I know its not what you get, but the thought that counts, but I think I put in a lot more thought than they did.

----- ----- ----- -----

If you think getting clothes is bad... (5, Funny)

vnolton (735440) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809296)

Not only did I get nothing but CLOTHES for christmas.. My parents bought me a hamper to put them in. *rolls eyes*

Not to me directly but... (-1, Flamebait)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809297)

My sister got my mom some stocking stuffers which included (and nobody's racist here) some dollar store toothpaste in some language (Vietnamese?), black soap which is specifically targeted towards African Americans and band-aids which are very dark brown and also targeted towards African Americans. The box also lists the other three hues they come in.

Since I'm broke this year, I had to make presents count in the 'thinking of you' department. My girlfriend (1 year in the country, 1 week of us dating and 100% Mexican) doesn't know too much about american pop culture so I bought her The Cat In the Hat and wrote an inscription in Spanish in the inside cover because we were at a movie a few days ago and she didn't understand the premise of the movie now in theaters.

(PS: Don't flame me :) )

It wasn't a present (4, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809302)

Personally, I got toothpaste, tic-tacs, deodorant, and a McDonalds coupon book in the same package.

It was a message. Your breath stinks, you have BO, and you're too skinny.

Flasher Gear (5, Funny)

AsnFkr (545033) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809303)

I got a full length coat from my mom. Now I can go out in public without wearing anything underneath it. I can;t wait till New Years!! Mwahaahaha!!!!

I'm Jewish, you insensitive clod! (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809312)

So for me that means Chinese food and a movie, although I also volunteered at the local food bank this morning.

Well mine wasn't wierd but cool (1)

raptor21 (47540) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809315)

My girlfriend gave me a $200 gift certificate to an electronics store. It was a tough decision between a PS2 and an ipod, she couldn't make it either, hence the GC. The PS2 won. Becuase I didn't want to spend another $200 on the ipod.

The ps2 fit nicely in the $200 aligned gift certificate without allocating one more. Geeky?

In the stocking. . . (1, Funny)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809325)

My dad is a goofball and gave me a wedge of Gouda Cheese in my stocking. Everything else in there smelled like cheese.

For the college student... (1)

NetDrain (167337) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809326)

my mother handed me 8 $50 checks that I can use to buy groceries at school.

Now I just need to convince myself not to use it for some brand new shiny camera lens, which would result in a higher than usual amount of starvation. So tempted...who needs to eat when you have shiny toys?

The Ex (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809330)

My ex-girlfriend gave me my most-appreciated gift.
I gave the best gifts to my sister and nieces and nephews.

Funny how that is, eh?

Shurikens (5, Funny)

gorsh (75930) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809340)

My girlfriend got me razor-sharp shurikens that I can use to assassinate my enemies in the dark of night!

Santa's dictionary is F'd (5, Funny)

Tablizer (95088) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809344)

I wrote Santa and asked for a pussy. So I unwrap the box and see only a goddam alley cat.....male even.

sweating... (1)

bprime (734645) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809345)

One of my female friends bought me a 100% Authentic Pakistanian Polyester Smoking Jacket. Also a replacement key for my Scroll Lock key (that i never use) that's bright orange and says "X%&#!" on it. she's cute :)

Smoke detector (1)

s0rbix (629316) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809347)

My mom bought me a smoke detector for christmas, and nothing else.

a hint? (0, Redundant)

wo1verin3 (473094) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809348)

>> I got toothpaste, tic-tacs, deodorant

do you perhaps think they're trying to tell you something?

A gig of RAM (5, Funny)

Juanvaldes (544895) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809350)

I love my family. :D

Here's what I got for xmas from my parents: (1)

Bent_MG (20897) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809353)

A box of miniature chocolate bars. Yep, that's it. I guess they must not have appreciated my purchase of Microsoft's Streets and Trips 2004 for their computer. Oh well! :)

I Got nothing big for christmas... (0)

Anonymous Coward | more than 10 years ago | (#7809357)

Since I graduate with my B.S. in May 2004, I get the feeling I got kinda-sorta screwed for Christmas... I made a quasi-reasonable list, I thought... Tivo, HTPC, or iPod, pick any one, and got back, "We'll see..." So far, no iPod, HTPC, or Tivo-shaped boxes under the tree...

Ah well. More socks. What's fun is that I had to deliver an ultimatum to my younger sibling (who's 17, and has a *faint* glimmering of understanding the real world) that I wanted a $25 GC to Barnes and Noble... the boy *knows* I spend several hundred dollars there a year... sheesh...

Interesting (1)

Sirch (82595) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809360)

Kind of sensible really, mom got me a bag of coffee beans per month for the rest of the year, which should be cool.

A bit better than her giving me 21 different varieties of pasta for my 21st!

Beat This.... (1)

iLL_L0gic (607165) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809362)

My mom got me some fancy Lifestyles condoms..... given the fact that I"m only 19 and have never mentioned sex to her, it's kinda odd she would get me something like this. I just hope she didn't find some used wrapper somewhere in my old bedroom!

I got the strangest xmas present ever! (1)

RobPiano (471698) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809363)

All good xmas gifts! I have always had at least one or two rotten gifts. Books about birds, heavy winter coats without sleeves, buckwheat pancake mix.. you name it! But this year, to my joyous disbelief I got great gifts: a ps2, some games, nice clothes, two towers, chocolate, and money from my aunt. I can't wait to write my thank you notes!

Dear Aunt,

Thanks for the money, I bought beer.

Your Loving Nephew Reindeer,
"Blitzed"en

Very revealing (1)

haraldm (643017) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809364)

All of your four presents appear to suggest you have a bad breath. ;-) SCNR...

Oh great. (1)

BWJones (18351) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809366)

Well, I did not get ANYTHING for Christmas, you insensitive clod! :-)

Weirdest gift I ever received... (5, Funny)

ILL Robinson (228744) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809373)

...was wrapped gift wrap.

Worse part was, I didn't know when the hell to stop unwrapping.

Framed Slashdot Favorites (0)

UniverseIsADoughnut (170909) | more than 10 years ago | (#7809376)

I'm sure a few people where hoping for framed images of Goatse.cx and tubgirl. I thought about giving out a few but I'm more down with tacky and untasteful gifts. Those were just to normal. Maybe thinkgeek will have them on special some day.
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<ecode>    while(1) { do_something(); } </ecode>